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EasyThreads added KawaiiGames to the group. 05/19/2024 01:00
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Hinata BOT 05/19/2024 01:00
*sitting at the bar*
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Narrator BOT 05/19/2024 01:02
Jonathan and Orion are having drinks and shooting pool.
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Hinata BOT 05/19/2024 01:04
*pokes Orion* Hello!
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Oh hello... *noticed the collar* And goodbye...*goes back to his shot*
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:05
Well that was rude.
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Dude she's a pink, you don't fuck with pinks
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:05
You can if you can get the collar off...
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Good luck brother...
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Hinata BOT 05/19/2024 01:06
Just trying to be friendly, not *get* friendly
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Well then.. Welcome to the club I suppose.
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:07
*smacks him* Still rude... *looks at Hinata, gesturing to the table* You play?
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Hinata BOT 05/19/2024 01:08
No, but I can learn!
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Can we at least finish ours first. We had a bet...
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:12
Yes yes..... after our game... *takes his shot, then another perfect shot, and then another, cleaning the table* And there... now it's over..
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*standing jaw dropped, shocked as shit* You.... you hustled me, you said you didn't play often..
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:12
And I don't. But you never asked if I was good at it..
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No no.. bets off.. you hustled me
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:12
What's fair is fair brother. You're my wingman, next time we go out, and you're not getting any...
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Not even one?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:12
Not even one...
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*sits and sulks*
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Hinata BOT 05/19/2024 01:19
Aw, sure he can have one?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:20
Nope. he gets to watch me have all the fun.
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yeah yeah... i'll find something to beat you at...
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:20
*shrugs* if you say so.
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*walks in for a drink* Hey. You guys see Araavos? Been on vacation for a while.
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:52
Not around here.
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If he were, he'd probably be fucking you to be honest...
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:52
You know there are other reasons they like him, right?
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What his fingers and tongue?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:52
*just rolls his eyes* (edited)
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What's his deal?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:54
He fucked his girls, and they left him.
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All cause I fucked one.. JUST ONE... of his girls without permission...
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 01:55
She had a collar, besides. This is why I for one, make no commitments, but I bet I can get you to break yours sweetheart...
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Oh please do... let one of his turn...
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I'm not so sure about that, dude
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How would you break my commitments?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 02:01
Well, I suppose that depends on which ones you have.
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Just a ring
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 02:02
One that can be lost? It would be a shame to forget where you placed it....
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Oh please. He'd know I was lying instantly.
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 02:04
And you'd care? Oh how touching...
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I mean, yeah. He did save from a shitty situation and took me to dinner after. He's a sweetheart.
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Oh gods, he's charming too huh?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 02:11
Quiet you... Yes, but... *comes up to her, finger to his chin, eyes meeting yours* Some rides are worth the cost of admission. And every good thrill ride has a little risk does it not?
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*blushes, but smirks* And why should I pay to ride you? What do you have to offer (edited)
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 02:14
How about a trivia question....
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Huh?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 02:19
When the first thing to exist, decides he's horny and invents a female. What would be the result of what comes next?
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A child?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 02:20
Correct so far. And now, with just 3 beings existing, who then, must that child satisfy?
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The mother?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 02:26
And the father. The answer is both dear child... So then, who would have, to be good enough... to be able to please them both... So then, who got trained by a male, and a female, in how to fuck. When the thought is just being invented. Including all the ways in which this idea, can be done...
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You?
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Jonathan BOT 05/19/2024 02:28
At your service... that is... if it's required...*drops the chin and walks to the bar*
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...*goes to find Araavos*
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